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Personals: Have you seen this bunny?


If you see this bunny, stop it and check its pockets!

Help! Yesterday I was out walking and this bunny approached me. When I leaned over to try to pet it, my wallet fell out of my purse and onto the ground. That little stinker grabbed $20 out of there and scampered under the evergreens outside the gym’s east wall. I called Security but by the time they got there, the bunny had already rabbited. If you see this bunny, call Security RIGHT AWAY and don’t let it get anywhere near your valuables! Sincerely, Darla Merrick

Ed Note: Due to this incident’s becoming part of a series of bunny-related events, we have included it in our ongoing BunnyWatch series. To read the first BunnyWatch entry, click on this:

BunnyWatch: OSC