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Personals: Have you seen this bunny?


If you see this bunny, stop it and check its pockets!

Help! Yesterday I was out walking and this bunny approached me. When I leaned over to try to pet it, my wallet fell out of my purse and onto the ground. That little stinker grabbed $20 out of there and scampered under the evergreens outside the gym’s east wall. I called Security but by the time they got there, the bunny had already rabbited. If you see this bunny, call Security RIGHT AWAY and don’t let it get anywhere near your valuables! Sincerely, Darla Merrick

Ed Note: Due to this incident’s becoming part of a series of bunny-related events, we have included it in our ongoing BunnyWatch series. To read the first BunnyWatch entry, click on this:

BunnyWatch: OSC


Personals: Thank you from Maggie Goodteach

Hello everyone, I would just like to thank all the people who provided me with homemade dinners during my recent illness. Your kindness meant the world to me. Sincerely, Maggie

Personals: Who wants a python?

I found a box of adorable baby pythons on my front porch this morning and am trying to find homes for them as I already have five pythons and my daughter says I can’t have any more, not since that incident with the Pekingese. If you would like a python of your very own, please call Wanda Weerd at x1212.