Personals: Have you seen this bunny?

Bunny

If you see this bunny, stop it and check its pockets!

Help! Yesterday I was out walking and this bunny approached me. When I leaned over to try to pet it, my wallet fell out of my purse and onto the ground. That little stinker grabbed $20 out of there and scampered under the evergreens outside the gym’s east wall. I called Security but by the time they got there, the bunny had already rabbited. If you see this bunny, call Security RIGHT AWAY and don’t let it get anywhere near your valuables! Sincerely, Darla Merrick

Ed Note: Due to this incident’s becoming part of a series of bunny-related events, we have included it in our ongoing BunnyWatch series. To read the first BunnyWatch entry, click on this:

BunnyWatch: OSC

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About Dolly Doggerson

Dolly is a dog trainer and caregiver at Patty's Pet Place in Vancouver, Washington. She has 10 years of experience as a dog trainer and has served as an advisor to the Vancouver Police Department's K-9 Unit. Dolly is an advocate for rescued dogs, volunteering on a weekly basis at Southwest Washington Humane Society. In her off time, Dolly enjoys hanging out with her Dalmation, Polka; her cat, Fluffy; and her pet owl, Hedwig.

2 responses to “Personals: Have you seen this bunny?”

  1. generalmagitha says :

    Are you serious? Some bunnies just have no respect. Just be thankful it wasn’t a jackalope else you’d have to go way down under the evergreens. . . Any chance in posting a few reward signs on campus? – gm –

  2. John says :

    Just in case, I should only keep $1 bill in my wallet to minimize my loss.

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